AI Player Profiles
You've played 100 games together but nobody has a record of who they are.
Capo gives everyone a Football Manager-style scouting report — written by AI, based on your actual matches.
More Than Just Numbers
Your story
The way you play, your vibe, your "known for it" moments — in words.
Your numbers
Goals, points, form, streaks and personal bests — the receipts.
Your context
How you stack up in your league — without making it weird.
Written by AI. Based on Reality.
Capo's AI pulls from your match history, league context and personal stats — then writes you a fun player profile that sounds like your mates could have said it. Just… with receipts.
Records, honours, recent form, personal bests — it's all in there. The profile updates as you play, so it's never out of date.
Your Stats
Goals, wins, form, streaks, PBs
League Context
Records, honours, how your league plays
AI Profile Generated
Sounds like your mates wrote it
Why everyone screenshots their profile
It's bragging rights. It's banter bait. It's the thing you post in the group chat when someone's getting too loud.
It's Personal
Everyone gets their own story. Not a template — yours.
It's Chat Fuel
"Who wrote this?" and "Yeah but it's true though" — guaranteed.
It's Identity
Makes the group feel bigger than 60 minutes on a Thursday.
What a profile sounds like
Dave
The Reliable Engine
"Dave doesn't do highlight reels — he does 6/10s every single week and somehow ends up top five by Christmas. Currently on an 8-game win streak and nobody's noticed because that's just what Dave does. Led the league in clean sheets last season. The kind of player you only appreciate when he's not there."
Result:
Everyone gets their own legend. Even your keeper.